Don't borrow money from the Chinese mafia...
A guy I know, Adriano, got himself into some bad business with the Chinese mafia. It seems that he owes them quite a bit of money and last week they were looking for him to have a "talk".
Faced with the option of loosing a few fingers (or possibly much worse) or running, Adriano skipped town back to Kuwait.
I think he owes half the people in Yantai money, including me!!