Haha... Candy Month
Staff member: "I'm sorry, the engineer will not be able to work until April 1st."
Me: "Why?"
Staff member: "He will be on his candy month."
Me: "What?"
Staff member: "His candy month. You know, after his wedding."
Me (trying not to crack up): "Oh, you mean he will be on his honey moon."
Me: (chortle)