Monday, July 31, 2006

I should have...

...bought stock in Proctor & Gamble, the makers of Pepto Bismol before I came to China. Seriously, if I could go one month without getting some form of food poisoning, be it "mild" or "oh-my-god-I-can't-drink-fluids-quickly-enough-to-keep-myself-hydrated", I could use all of that uber-pink milky goodness that I currently use to placate my insides with to paint my bedroom a new fun shade of magenta.

Ok, I apologize for that graphic reference, but I figure that I have to deal with it on a regular basis, so you should too.